Little Advice 2010-2011

1. "Miss Thindwa, don’t laugh so hard or you’ll break your funny bone. That’s why it’s there, so you don’t break it when you laugh.
2. "Miss Thindwa, where did you get your hair from? It looks nice like crazy like that."
3. "Miss Thindwa I’m going on a cruise next summer. It goes to the Chesapeake Bay, Texas and then Japan. It will take 3 months. You should go."
4. "If you give high fives you might miss the hand and like accidentally like get the face."
5. "You want ME to go get her? I think you should go cuz you’re the teacher."
6. "If you were born on some months of the year, you are a talker. I was born September 3 so I’m a double talker. MY dad said I came out talking. So I’m sorry I’m just a talker."
7. "You should be the desk fairy….."
8. "Being foolish is like eating corn without a fork...grub grub grub grub"
9. " You shouldn't do bad things like a PG13 person"
10. "Miss Thindwa by you telling us how to do this fast, isn't that taking more time...so really its like wasting time"
11. "I have a right to remain silent"
12. "I just like to be interested, but sometimes this feels like Sunday"
13. "The other meaning of degree is like I don't degree with you"
14. As he rubs his belly joyfully post Winter Party and eating frosted cookies/candy canes - "Miss Thindwa, that was a whole lotta co-les-te-roll"
15. "We should have a 7 hour delay"
16. "The wind can make you do things. It may have picked up my knee and pushed it into his back. That's what probably happened. "
17. "I have a boy cat. We had to take him to the doctor so he stops making the girl cats go crazy. He also needs to shave in his porta. His cat butt."
18. "Miss Thindwa, if your mom comes to visit us again, do I call her Muzzzz Thindwa???"
19. "ValentiMEs day is Jesus' birthday...again."
20. "Miss Thindwa have you heard of Borders book store? Did you know they are closing down all of the stores in America? It's because only me, my dad and my brother shop there."
21. "what do you mean was I pulling faces at him Miss Thindwa? You mean like, literally pulling faces? "...he says as he tugs on his cheeks. :::long sigh:::
22. Kid A: Miss Thindwa my dad's coming tomorrow so you'll get to see him. He wears glasses, that's how you'll know it's him.

Kid B: What kind of glasses does he wear?
Kid A: Like glasses (as he traces his eyes with his fingers)
Kid B: Like does he wear the ones that shade the sun or the other kind? I forget what they're called. The one's that don't I guess?

23. "I'm sorry I walk so fast, I would slow down but it's my destiny."

24. "Miss Thindwa for some reason I don't feel well...like in my soul."

25."Miss Thindwa, if you find any more of those bookmarks after we leave, just call me on my cell and let me know"

26. "I can't go on the computer because I can't wear the headphones because they will mess up my Mohawk."

27. "Every time I get a cold chill, I need to use the bathroom. I left my jacket so....."

28. "I don't have my form today. This morning I woke up late so I had to rush in the shower and my hair was wet so it got really nappy and my mom tried to comb it out and then I went downstairs to get breakfast and I was rushing so I spilled my drink and the water from my hair also made a big blob...on my form. That's why I don't have it."

29."In Ancient Greece Olympics, people won a coral reef around their head, today they get metals."

30. "Miss Thindwa, on this summer camp form, on the price, shouldn't there be a decimal point after the one?"

Me: "Unfortunately my dear, the cost is not $1.99"

31. "Miss Thindwa, the beads in your earrings are the ones that have been showing up in my nightmares."

32. "Firm fingers and gentle hands make for a great massage...you want one?"

33. "Miss Thindwa now I know teachers have to do so much work, so when I grow up I think I'm gonna be a doctor instead."

TBcontinued, most definitely.